Jokes and Humor

Never Wear Glasses

Patient： You say carrot is good for eyesight. Is that true？

Doctor： Certainly. Have you ever seen rabbits wearing glasses？

从不戴眼镜

病人：你说胡萝卜有益视力，是真的吗？

医生：当然啦。你什么时候看到兔子戴过眼镜？

What Problem

Patient： Doctor， I have a problem. I cant remember anything.

Doctor： How long have you had this problem？

Patient： What problem？

什么问题

病人：医生，我有一个问题。我记不住任何事情。

医生：你有这个问题多久了？

病人：什么问题？

The Lowest Grade

Student： Professor， I did my best on this test. I really dont think I should get a zero.

Professor： Neither do I. But thats the lowest grade I can give.”

最 低 分

学生：教授，这次考试我已经竭尽全力了。我真的觉得我不应该得零蛋。

老师：我也是。但是这已经是我能给的最低分了！

Its Empty

A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. “Well， sit down and have something，” said his mother. “Your stomachs hurting because its empty. Itll be all right when youve got something in it.”

Later Dad came in from the office， complaining of a headache.

“Thats because its empty，” said his bright son. “Youd be all right if you had something in it.”

它是空的

一个男孩放学回家时，觉得胃痛。“来，坐下，吃点东西，”妈妈说，“你胃痛是因为它是空的。吃点东西就会好的。”

一会儿，男孩的爸爸下班回家了，说是头痛。

“你头痛是因为你的脑袋是空的，”他那聪明的儿子说，“里面装点东西，就会好的。”

（陈玲帆 供稿）