幽默可乐

少年笔墨（Teen Ink）

Settle down and settle up

When my brother， a notorious spender， came home for a visit， he told my father he was going to get married and settle down. Dad said， "Why don't you stay single and settle up？"

一字之差

我的哥哥是个有名的挥霍者。他回家时，告诉父亲他要结婚了，要安定下来。父亲反问他：“你为什么不实行独身主义，先把欠的债还清呢？”

Stands firmly grounded

sways in the wind

elated always feels like home

Trees

By amandafrisby，Pleasant Grove，UT

树

作者：阿曼达弗里斯比（网名），美国犹他州普莱森特格罗夫

坚定站立，扎根泥土

临风摇摆，欢欣鼓舞

岁月静好，永久归宿

善意的谎言

作者：星星谷34号（网名），美国南卡罗来纳州罗克希尔市

Healthy Lies

By starshollow34，rock hill，SC

Oh your lies

taste like healthy candy

taste like deceit

啊，你的谎言

有健康糖果的味道

有欺瞒的味道