双语笑话

2016-10-21 16:58符蓉
第二课堂(课外活动版) 2016年2期
关键词:售货领班珠宝店

符蓉

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. “Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you dont want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch, and we forget about this?”

一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。“听着,”小偷说,“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。我把这只表买下,然后我们就当什么也没发生,你看怎样?”

The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. The shoplifter looked at the slip and said, “This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?”

經理表示同意,然后列了一张售货单。小偷看着单子说道:“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点。你们还有没有便宜一点的东西?”

Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, “Say, why did the foreman fire you?”

两个朋友正在谈工作,其中一个问:“为什么你被领班开除了?”

Replied the second, “Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman.”

另一个答道:“你知道领班是经常站在旁边看别人干活的。我的领班嫉妒了,因为别人开始以为我是领班。”

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