幽默可乐

2017-09-20 17:05
少年博览·初中版 2017年9期
关键词:小提琴手两条腿美国参议院

Three Surgeons

Three famous surgeons were bragging about their skills.

"A man came to me who had his hand cut off," said one, "Today that man is a concert violinist."

"That's nothing," said another, "A guy came to me who had his legs cut off. I stitched them back on, and today that man is a marathon runner."

"I can top both of you," said the third, "One day I came on the scene of a terrible accident. There was nothing left but a horse's posterior and a pair of glasses. Today that man is seated in United States Senate."

三個外科医生

三个有名的外科医生正在吹嘘他们的技术。

“有个人断了一只手,他来找我,”一个医生说,“如今那个人是音乐会的小提琴手。”

“这算不了什么,”另一个医生说,“有个人两条腿断了,他来找我,我将它们接了回去。如今,那个人是马拉松选手。”

“我比你们两个都强,”第三个医生说,“一天,我遇到一场可怕的车祸。现场除了一个马屁股和一副眼镜,什么都没有留下。如今,那个人坐在美国参议院里。”endprint

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