Jokes

本刊资料

A Girls Wish

On the way home after watching a ballet performance， the kindergarten teacher asked her students what they thought of it. The smallest girl in the class said she wished the dancers were taller so that they would not have to stand on their toes all the time.

小女孩的愿望

在观看完芭蕾舞表演回家的路上，幼儿园老师问学生的观后感。班上最小的女孩说，她希望舞蹈演员可以长得更高一点儿，那么她们就不用整天踮着脚尖了。

A Thank-you Note

Once I received a thank-you note from a friend whom I had helped. In the envelope were five lottery tickets that had been scratched， revealing the numbers. “Thank you very much for your help，” the note read. “As a gift， I bought you some lottery tickets， but its sorry you didnt win.”

一封感謝信

有一次，我收到一封感谢信，是一个我曾帮助过的朋友寄来的。信封内有五张彩票，都被刮过了，露出了数字。“非常感谢您的帮助，”信上写道，“作为礼物，我给您买了些彩票，但是真遗憾，您没中奖。”

Im Glad

A teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. “Now， children”， she said， “Has anyone of you ever made someone else glad？”

“Please， teacher”， said a small boy， “Ive made someone glad yesterday.”

“Well done. Who was that？”

“My granny.”

“Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad.”

“Please， teacher， I went to see her yesterday， and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her， ‘Granny， Im going home， and she said， ‘Well， Im glad！”

我很高兴

一位老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们”，她说，“你们当中有谁让别人高兴过？”

“我，老师”，一个小男孩说，“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

“做得好，是谁呢？”

“我奶奶。”

“好孩子，现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”

“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿呆了三个小时。然后我跟她说：‘奶奶，我要回家了。她说：‘啊，我很高兴！”

My Sisters Fingers

Teacher： Kevin， why are you late this time？

Kevin： Please sir， I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.

Teacher： I dont see any bandages.

Kevin： Oh， they werent my fingers！I told my little sister to hold the nail.

我妹妹的手指头

老师：凯文，这次你怎么又迟到了？

凯文：对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，砸坏了两个手指头。

老师：怎么没有扎绷带呀？

凯文：噢，砸的不是我的手指头，我叫我的小妹妹扶着钉子的。