小幽默两则

2008-03-20 03:06
中学英语之友·高一版 2008年1期

赵 憧

A Smuggler

An suspicious-looking man drove up to the border, where he wasgreeted by a sentry. When the guard looked in the trunk, he wassurprised to find six sacks bulging at the seams.

“What's in here?” he asked.

“Dirt,”the driver replied.