Quora ： 你赢了

Quora ： 你赢了

Quora: You Win This One

Q： What should a person do when everything appears to be going wrong in their life？

问：感觉生活一团糟，该怎么办？

Answered by NehaKariyaniya

Open Google.

Write your problem in the search box.

Read 100000 links of people having problem just like you.

Feel better that you're not the only one.

Get off the computer and deal with the problem like a grown up.

Neha Kariyaniya的回复：

打开谷歌。

在搜索框里输入你的问题。

找到了十万条搜索结果，这些人和你都面临着同样的困境。

发现你不是一个人，感觉好些了吧。

然后关掉电脑，像个成年人那样去解决你的问题。

Q： I asked a girl out and she said， "You are too ugly to date." What should I do？

问：我想约一个女孩，结果她说：“你太丑了，我不想跟你约会。”我该怎么办？

Answered by Soumadeep Mazumdar

Tell her， "Well， if I had been prettier， I wouldn't have asked you out."

Then walk away， slowly walk away.

P.S. I borrowed this line from a discourse between my mom and dad.

Dad： （Jokingly） You are too short to marry.

Mom： （Winked） Well， dear， if I had been taller， I wouldn't have married you.

Dad： （Mentally） You win this one.

Me： （Slithering away） Holy cow， I gotta save this for Quora.

Soumadeep Mazumdar的回复：

跟她讲：“这个嘛，要是我长得再帅一点，也不会约你出去了。”

然后走开，从容地走开。

P.S. 这是有次听我爸妈聊天的时候学来的。

我爸：（开玩笑地说）你太矮了，娶了你我有点吃亏。

我妈：（眨眨眼）唉，亲爱的，要是我长得高一点，也轮不到你娶我了啊。

我爸：（在心里）你赢了。

我：（默默溜走）我了个去，我要记下来，哪天发到Quora上。