双语笑话

刘海燕

Once upon a time， a woman had a faithful cat. And one day， a guy ran over the cat with his horse drawn carriage. So， the man went to the old woman and said， “I am terribly sorry about your cat. Id like to replace him.”

“Thats so nice of you！” said the old woman， deeply touch-ed.“So how good are you at catching mice？”

从前，有个妇人有一只忠实的猫。有一天，有个人驾着的马车将猫辗死了。因此，这个人就去找这位老妇人说：“我对你的猫感到非常抱歉，我愿意代替它。”这位老妇人非常感动地说：“你真好心呀！你抓老鼠的功夫很棒吗？”

Two children were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying very loudly.

2nd Child： Why are you crying？

1st Child： I came here for blood test.

2nd Child：So？ Are you afraid？

1st Child： No. Not that. For the blood test， they cut my finger.

At this， the second one started crying. The first one was astonished.

1st Child ：Why are you crying now？

2nd Child ：I have come for my urine test！

有两个小孩子坐在一间诊疗室外面。其中一个小孩子哭的声音非常大。

第二个小孩子说：“你为什么哭呀？”

第一个小孩子说：“我来这里验血。”

第二个小孩子说：“那又怎样？你害怕？”

第一个小孩子说：“不怕，不是那样的。因为验血的话，他们要割我的手指头。”

一听到他这么说，第二个小孩子就开始哭了。第一个小孩子非常惊讶。

第一个小孩子说：“你现在为什么哭呀？”

第二个小孩子说：“我来这里做尿液检验的！”