The Spousal Spy

By Wu Lingyao

The Spousal Spy

By Wu Lingyao

W hen talking about extramarital affairs, everyone loves to say:“No cat doesn’t like fish, and men are no different than cats. Bad people are all the same everywhere.”

“Men who go to singles bars have one thing in common–they’re already married.”

“Men find it impossible to resist office romances, they can make money and date at the same time, and all on company time to boot!”

One woman said that she is sick of her licentious husband's never-ending love triangles. Even after being married for many years, her husband never seemed to stop ‘dating,’ the only thing was that his wife never knew who the“other she” was. At one time she was in a bad mood, she told her young housemaid, “I think my husband is cheating on me with his female secretary.” “No way!”the maid replied, “Are you telling me this on purpose to make me jealous?”

聊到婚外情，大家总爱说：

“哪个猫儿不偷腥？男人就像猫一样，只是比猫高一点儿。唉，天下乌鸦一般黑。”

“在单身酒吧里的男人有一个共同特点，那就是他们都是已婚的。”

“男人觉得办公室的恋情很难拒绝，可以一边赚钱，一边谈恋爱，反正用的都是公司的时间。”

有一位女士说，她已经厌烦了花心丈夫老缠在三角关系中，不能自拔。结婚数年，先生一直都在谈恋爱，只是太太不知道“她”是谁。有一次，她心情很不好，对家里年轻的女佣说：“我怀疑先生和女秘书有染。”“不会吧，”女佣回答，“你是不是故意说了让我嫉妒的？”

每个女人发现先生出轨的线索都不同。衬衫领口的唇印，来路不明的女人头发，晚归却没有好借口，午餐一吃三小时，信用卡上买的东西都没带回家等等，都是可疑的线索。还有太太接起就被挂的怪电话，先生电话里的声音出奇的温柔，说些“我好想你，我想握握你的手……”之类的话，还辩称说是和他妈妈聊天。

在医生诊断完毕之后，都会开列出医嘱，在此过程中需要有两名医生和护士来共同核对药物数量，在药物使用过程中还需要严格的执行药物的“七对、三查、一注意”制度，能够明确出药物是否得到了正确的使用，对患者进一步加强负责。

我有一朋友，她说小时候放学回家都在当侦探，在纸屑篓里翻翻，就知道自己上学时，妈妈给在家的妹妹什么好东西吃，自己也可以据理力争，争回点儿好处。妈妈不在家时，她可以从她是穿了拖鞋还是皮鞋外出，来研究她走多远，会不会回来做饭。