Cartoons

By [Argentina] Mordillo

Cartoons

By [Argentina] Mordillo

Jogging in Wechat

Wechat jogging is a popular APP offering step-counting services for people in cellphone. A girl’s wechat walking counting record shows great differences from day to day—for some days, it shows twenty thousand steps while for others it shows steps fewer than a hundred steps. One day, I asked her casually why she walked long distance on some days while barely walked on the others. She answered:“If I had twenty thousand steps,that’s because I was shopping in the street. If I walked less than a hundred steps, that’s because I was shopping online.”

Where are the guests?

On the weekend, my besties and I finally got together, putting on our heavy makeup and going out for a meal.

Since the air conditioning in the private room of the restaurant was out of function, and what we ate happened to be hot pot,so everyone sweat like a pig and our exquisite makeup messed up within half an hour. Having no way out, we rushed to the restroom and washed off all the makeup.Without makeup on our faces, we came back and went on eating.

Then the waiter entered the private room to serve us the tea.At the sight of our plain faces, the waiter got puzzled, asking us with much anxiety: “Where are the guests on this table before you?They haven’t paid their bill yet!”

段子

微信运动

微信运动中，有一个姑娘每天行走的步数差别非常大，要么两万多步，要么几十步。那天，我随口问她怎么走走停停，她答：“如果一天走了两万多步，那是我在逛街买东西；如果只走了几十步，那是我在网上买东西。”

刚才那桌人去哪了

周末，我们几个闺蜜好不容易凑齐，个个打扮得花枝招展出去吃饭。

因为饭店包间里的空调坏了，吃的又是火锅，不到半小时，大家满脸流汗，精心化的妆都花了。没办法，只能匆匆去卫生间把脸清洗

干净后，素颜坐下，继续开吃。这时，服务员来包间加水，看到素颜的我们，一下子蒙了，紧张地问：“刚才那桌人去哪了？她们还没结账呢。”