Family Fun

Family Fun

段 子

Nightmare

In the small hours of last night,I needed to go to the bathroom,but my slippers were on my husband’s side. Half-awake, I climbed over my husband to get my slippers, went to the bathroom, and went back to bed the same way I’d come, crawling over my hubby again.

I was afraid I might have woken him up, but he got up in the morning saying, “Darling, I had such a nightmare last night.I dreamt that a truck ran over me twice.”

做梦

昨天半夜起来上厕所，拖鞋在老公那边的床下，我迷迷糊糊从老公身上爬过去穿鞋，上厕所回来也是原路返回，从老公身上爬回。

他没醒就算了，早上起床跟我说：“老婆，我昨晚做噩梦了，梦见被一辆大卡车来回碾压了两次。”

Only You in His Eyes

One day my mom called me up.“Son, how long has it been since you last came home? Your father and I miss you dearly. Your dad says no matter what it is that he does now, he always sees your shadow in his eyes.”

My eyes were filled with tears all of a sudden. “I’ll come visit tomorrow. What’s dad doing now?”

Mom replied, “He was just feeding the donkeys. Now he’s taking care of the pigs.”

眼里都是你

老妈给我打电话：“儿子你多久就没回家了？我和你爸都挺想你的，你爸说他现在不管做啥眼里都是你的影子。”

我顿时热泪盈眶：“我明天就回去，老爸现在干嘛呢？”

老妈说：“刚刚在喂驴，现在去喂猪了。”

Wasting Money

My brother and I went to ride the pirate ship at the amusement park. Afterwards I couldn’t stop shaking, but my brother was absolutely fine.

Mom had a look at me and said, “You’re scared nearly halfto-death. You can forget about going on these rides. What a waste of money.”

由图5可以看出，工艺②的钼粉K含量整体较工艺①的小，较高的温度有利于K元素的升华，而较大的氢气流量在同等条件下，能带走更多的水汽等杂质。但是过高的温度又影响K含量的分离效果[9]，较低K含量的MoO3生产的钼粉K含量也相对较低。

Seeing my brother laughing,though, she turned to him and said, “You’re not even scared at all. You can forget about going on these rides, too. What a waste of money.”

浪费钱

我哥跟我在游乐园玩海盗船。下来后，我直哆嗦，我哥却跟没事人一样。

我妈说我：“吓成这熊样子，以后别玩了，浪费钱。”

看到我哥在笑，老妈又说他：“你一点儿都不怕，下次别玩了，浪费钱。”

Electricity in the Air

Wife: “Hubby, when we first started dating your eyes used to gleam at me. It was electrifying.How come you don’t even look at me anymore?”

Husband: “I’ve got to be industrious and economical now.I’m conserving my energy.”

Wife: “How come your eyes light up when you see those pretty, young girls, then?”

Husband: “Those are my warning lights saying, ‘I’m a married man, don’t approach.’”

放电

老婆：“老公，你当初和我恋爱的时候，两眼放光，对我挺来电的，现在怎么看都不看我了？”

老公：“我这不是勤俭持家，节约用电嘛。”

老婆：“那你看到年轻漂亮的女人，怎么就两眼放光了呢？”

老公：“我那是开启警示灯，提醒她们：我有老婆，请勿接近。”