Jokes 笑话

2020-08-28 11:31
阅读(快乐英语高年级) 2020年6期
关键词:足球比赛笑话穷人

A Sports Dream

一个关于足球比赛的梦

Mike is late for school. "Why didit make you late?" Mr White asks.

"I watched a football game in mydream," Mike says. "The garue wentinto extra (额外的 ) time. They playedto decide (决定) a winner(获胜者). Icouldn ' t wake up."

A Poor Man and a Coin

穷人和一枚硬币

A poor man goes to see a doctor.

"Doctor," he says. "Please helpme. I swallowed (吞下) a coin about amonth ago."

"Why didn' t you come to mesooner(早一點) ?" asks the doctor.

"Well," answers the poor man, "Ididn ' t need the coin then(那时候)."

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