April Fools Day Jokes

2020-11-12 02:13陈铭
考试与评价·高一版 2020年4期
关键词:乐子

陈铭

俗語说“笑一笑,十年少”,在每年的4月1日这天,似乎“乐子”就更多了……

Seven friends once pulled this at my college cafeteria. One put a hot water bottle filled with pea soup down his chest; he sat at the head of a table, with the other six friends sitting along the sides. When the cafeteria was pretty full of people, he made a loud noise (to attract attention), stood up, bent over and squeezed his chest. This caused a huge gush of green liquid to spew all over the table; the other six immediately began to eat this green liquid. I think a lot of food went uneaten that night.

I have lived in several different houses with a bunch of guys. Needless to say things got pretty rowdy(粗暴的) sometimes and many were victims of some pretty funny jokes. One of the favorites as I recall (and still is) is to go into the bathroom while the victim is taking a shower, and pour a bucket of extremely cold water on them over the top of the shower curtain. This is quite a shocking experience, and if you are fast enough you can get away before the victim finds out you did it.

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