English Jokes

河南固始信合外国语小学 陈妮妮 编译

1.A toothbrush and a broom牙刷和扫帚

A: What will the toothbrush become when it grows older?

B: A broom.

甲：当这把牙刷老了的时候，它会变成什么呢？

乙：一把扫帚。

2.An automobile汽车

A: What has ten letters and starts with gas?

B: An automobile.

甲：什么东西由10 个字母组成，而且还靠汽油发动？

乙：汽车。

3.Because the bed won't come to you因为床不会到你这里来

Kid: Daddy,why do I have to go to bed?

Dad: Because the bed won’t come to you.

孩子：爸爸，我为什么要去床上睡觉？

爸爸：因为床不会到你这里来。

4.Tonight is the final game今晚是决赛

A man could not fall asleep at night,so he went to a doctor.He said to the doctor,“Doctor,every night in my dream I am playing soccer.”

The doctor said,“Take these pills.They will help you sleep better.”

The man said,“I can’t take them,as tonight is the final game.”

一个男人晚上睡不着，所以他去看医生。他对医生说：“医生，每天晚上我都在梦中踢足球。”

医生说：“吃这些药，它们会帮助你睡好的。”

男人说：“我不能接受它们，因为今晚是决赛。”

5.Because there was extra time因为有加时赛

Tom is a primary school student.Yesterday,he went to class late,so his teacher Miss Mary asked him,“Why are you late?”

Tom told her,“I was dreaming of a Manchester United football match.”

But that did not make any sense for the teacher,so she asked,“Still why are you late?”

Tom answered,“Because there was extra time.”

汤姆是一名小学生。昨天，他上课迟到了，所以玛丽老师问他：“你为什么迟到？”

汤姆告诉她：“我当时在做梦看一场曼联足球赛。”

但这对老师来说毫无意义，所以她又问道：“还是那个问题，你为什么迟到？”

汤姆回答说：“因为有加时赛。”